The Complicated Indian Marriages

They say Shaadi is a lodoo!

Jo Khaye wo Pachtaye Jo na Khaye Woh bhi Pachtaye.

But no body told them, that to eat that Ladoo they will have to climb The Everest.

The Everest of Indian traditions.

Don't get me wrong, i love my country and its cultures and beliefs but sometimes i think gets too ridiculous and irritating.

Consider a guest sitting in hall with pooja(prayer) continuously wiping the sweat of his face

as a result of the Fire(agni) being contiuously being oiled by the pandit who b'4 the ceremony

began was seen chewing 'Rajni Gandha'.

He wud keep reciting Mantras while occaisonally peeking in his booklet. It seemed to me that he
was hell bent in completing the entire Mahabharta in one night.

And the worst part was him raising an eyebrow whenever the Chadawa was less than Rs 500

I mean Wat the f***

Is he performing a marriage or robbing the Dulha/Dulhan as if making them sit in front of Fire

with all their heavy wardrobes wasn't enough.

I love the energy and enthusiasm that u see in Indian Weddings but i m not particularly fond of

all the rituals and traditions that are followed some of'em i think forcefully by one side.

Conducting Marriages hav become a business rather than the spirit of Holy Matrimony

and all dat.

And personally i think it SUCKS...