take some time out to smile

some quotes which we know but just cudn't accept it.


enjoi.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then things get worse.

ARE WE WORTH LIVING

I'll tell you why i love myself despite of all the fallacies in me .

i have a small story , to depict it.

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $500/- note.

In the room of 200, he asked,"Who would like this 500 note?". Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you. but first let me do this.". He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?". Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well ," he replied, "What if I do this?" . And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air."

My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what ! I did to the money, you stil lwanted it becauseit did not decrease in value. It was still worth $ 500/-.

Many times in ourlives, we are dropped, crumppled , and grounded into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

true , easy to write and hear , but damn difficult to imply.

all i have felt and did was talked it out with freinds.

even if they didn't undrstnd they pretended to be and i was so releived .

try this people , trust me it works ..!!!

I'm responsible for India's humiliation.

I, the average Indian citizen, am responsible for team india's humiliation
not just in cricket, but in many other fields.

That's b'cos I spit on roads (MY OWN MOTHERLAND); I suffocate the river (MY OWN LIFELINE) with plastic; I break the traffic rulesas if i am always in a great hurry (AND YET AM NEVER PUNCTUAL); I give bribes instead of repairing my lacunae, I try to cover them with lame excuses; I don't take the trouble of actively participating in sport, hobby or social work; I am always a passive spectator seeking easy entertainment; I value caste system more than charcter, superstition more than reason and foriegn aid more than self-help.

And i transfer the entire responsibility of my self-esteem and national pride onto a group of 11 strangers! TEAM INDIA is not an isolated island cut-off from my context. And so, any corrective action of restoring Team India's dignity has to begin with myself, the average INDIAN CITIZEN.